What A Disaster
Yesterday morning as I took my morning walk my nether regions began to rumble and roil and I needed to find relief fast.
Fortunately there was a Johhny On The Spot parked on the median of Sepulveda for the relief of a grasscutting crew.
I asked the supervisor of the crew if I could use the facilities and he said, "No problem.".
When I left there was no one around and the grass had started to turn brown near the Johnny but I paid no mind since all was now right in my world after a beautiful dump.
This morning I was quite surprised by the sight around that Johnny. There was a heavy duty crane, a covey of DPW trucks, a mechanical shovel with the biggest bucket I have ever seen and everybody was wearing some form of breathing apparatus.
I slowly turned around and hoped that no one from the grasscutting crew was around who could point their finger at me as
The Man Who Backed Up Los Angeles