This elderly man was caught by the police during a prostitution sting and his picture was published in the local paper.
When confronted by his wife he said,"But darling, she twisted my arm and I had to do what she asked."
The wife replied,"Dearest, you have to do better than that since I see your wallet is out . I remember the time we were mugged. The mugger said,'Your money or your life.' and you couldn't make up your mind and even offered me to him since you thought he might have said wife instead of life."
I do think the gentleman is in trouble.
Now is this a former WalMart Shopper, a crazed walnut addict or a lady who divorced a Mr Walnut and shed his name while she continues to drive his Caddilac.
Finally as promised, that naked man.